hainabstolemypants:

roflgooglyeyeswtf:

jaredapolloisafuckingcunt:

trans-em:

smalls-mcgee:

lesbiansandthelivingdead:

spongepulp:

My power is telephones

My weakness is blankets

My Power is cat like reflexes and the ability to be an obnoxious ass hole. 

My weakness is comic books……….. Fuck! 

Power: Girlfriend’s stuffed dog.

Weakness: Laptop cord.

Mmkay.

power: triceratopses. or whatever. 

Weakness: water. 

well that’s wonderful :/ 

My power is futons My weakness is ceilings

Power: Stereo

Weakness: Water

I have the power of Coke Zero, and my only weakness is a rainbow slinky with a jolly roger on it. :l

Makes sense.

I have the power of Propel Zero water and my weakness in my iPod.

Okay.

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    A door to my left and a dryer… this is bull shit. lol i really want the dryer out of the living room more then ever now...
  2. rpkm reblogged this from tatermo and added:
    my super power is lipgloss (wtf) my weakness is my phone. DROID, HOW COULD YOU BETRAY ME
  3. rogankiwifruit reblogged this from akiwiderrr and added:
    computers as my powers and peopel being my weakness lol
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  5. tomblackfootedferret reblogged this from cartoonyworld and added:
    Super power is keyboards and my weakness is headphones. How would that work…
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    My power is a calender (judging by screen) or a book, Red Riding Hood (judging by where I am). My only weakness is a...
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    My powers are based on nail polish, and my weakness is a yellow shirt. lol.
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    ;___; wh-what…
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  11. drerra reblogged this from fhari and added:
    Uh. ok.
  12. brokenpocketwatch reblogged this from lylaofthesun and added:
    Left: Zodiac poster. Key. OH LOOK IT’S ZODIAC MAN OH SHIT KEY WOMAN APPEARED AND NOW HE IS DEAD :(
  13. salsy1 reblogged this from askpbjtavr0s and added:
    So the computer is my power, but clothes are my weakness. Fuck, I’m screwed.
  14. starkidpotterwatch reblogged this from aeroape and added:
    My powers are based off a bag of chocolate pretzels, and my only weakness is glitter glue. NOOOOO. I LOVE GLITTER GLUE.
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    My powers are based off my quill pen and ink and my weakness is a thesaurus. Writing themed… Lame, but suiting… Also, my...
  16. high-functioning-hobbit reblogged this from iluvpokemon101 and added:
    Um. My powers are based on my John jumper I got today and my only weakness is my best friend Sarah. o.0
  17. mbwhoosh reblogged this from jumpedtherabbit and added:
    My power is a doorway My weakness is a wall …how very symbolic….I don’t get it.
  18. graflex reblogged this from jagneta and added:
    I am CHAIR-MAN, workforce elite. I provide spinal support and ergonomics to all in need! However, I must always take...
  19. itsalwayslupus reblogged this from tatermo and added:
    slang flash cards are my power my weakness is febreeze
  20. not-elegant reblogged this from i-can-hear-you-whisper and added:
    a water bottle. Dafuq.
  21. i-can-hear-you-whisper reblogged this from injuresindust and added:
    a stuffed animal.
  22. eqs-sweaty-butt reblogged this from askpbjtavr0s and added:
    my right hand. oh.
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  24. jagneta reblogged this from wonchopanimation and added:
    To my left is my desk lamp To my right is some Chinese food Wat.
  25. raeniccals1 reblogged this from kalska and added:
    Left - wall. (STUPID WALL GET THE HELL OUTTA MY WAY) My power is blocking things. Right - CUPS CUPS CUPS EVEREHBODY...
  26. caemantics reblogged this from hariboo and added:
    left: half eaten oreo
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    A stuffed llama and a bottle of lemonade make my powers… While a fan is my only weakness….
  29. elizabeth-vinyamar reblogged this from steveykins and added:
    My power is a wall, and my weakness is Dr Pepper.
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    My power is based on the epic world and creatures of Duel Monsters (Yu-Gi-Oh for those who dont know) do I have the...
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    I am Cupman, and my weakness is Paper. Megaman you better beat Paperman before you attempt to beat me >:D Watch out for...
  33. theforbodingboglands reblogged this from puffy-ecosystem and added:
    I have the powers of a computer tower, but my weakness is Sunkist. :I
  34. ze-colour-red reblogged this from puffy-ecosystem and added:
    My powers are based on mod podge and model magic is my only weakness uhhhh….
  35. puffy-ecosystem reblogged this from littlehamboo and added:
    My powers are based on mirrors and my weaknesses are based on pillows and blankets. wow that seems awesome *o*
  36. littlehamboo reblogged this from uselessartistgabi and added:
    My powers are based on a sofa and my weakness is a computer…. Yes.
  37. uselessartistgabi reblogged this from lisasbasket and added:
    my power is based on a hair brush and my weakness is the fan…. pretty accurate xD
  38. 100cotton reblogged this from jacky-boi and added:
    < post-it notes my printer > LOL OK
  39. shadowxloner reblogged this from louiseweird and added:
    My powers are based on Sound Boards My weakness? Theater Curtains…My greatest enemy…is a thespian.
  40. jacky-boi reblogged this from zrussiancookie and added:
    < A nutcraker My cell phone > wat.
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    dafuq…
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